I lost count
Neighbour: Oh, you know that weird British actor that you like so much? Benedict Cumby-
Me: You mean Benedict Cumberbatch?
Neighbour: Yeah, him. He's like sooooooo ugly. He looks like an otter and his acting isn't even that good. I don't see why you have him on a pedestal.
Neighbour: Seriously! What's up with his million chins?! And did you see the episode of Sherlock when his towel nearly came off? D-I-S-GU-S-T-I-N-G.
Neighbour: He's just like David Tennant and Matt Smith. You have some extremely horrible taste to be interested in them.
Officer: And just how many times did she fall through the window?
Me: It's all a bit of a blur, Officer. I lost count.